When my supervisor comes back from lunch sneezing, and says the sun really opened up her nasal passages.

When my supervisor comes back from lunch sneezing, and says the sun really opened up her nasal passages.

When I’m about to give a presentation and my shirt is ironed.
When someone asks me if I have a hair straightener with me and I say no EVERY TIME.

When someone asks me if I have a hair straightener with me and I say no EVERY TIME.

When someone regularly tries to convince me to leave a half hour early with her so she has someone to split the cab with.

When someone regularly tries to convince me to leave a half hour early with her so she has someone to split the cab with.

When someone in the office goes on and on about her trip to the gym.

When someone in the office goes on and on about her trip to the gym.

When I tell my boss that I absolutely need to leave right at five.

When I tell my boss that I absolutely need to leave right at five.

When I make the same mistake 2 or 7,000 times.
When Gossip McGee needs to unload all of her nasty opinions about a teammate, and I just have to sit and listen.

When Gossip McGee needs to unload all of her nasty opinions about a teammate, and I just have to sit and listen.

When I have to answer “How is the new apartment?” every day at lunch, even though I moved two months ago.

When I have to answer “How is the new apartment?” every day at lunch, even though I moved two months ago.

When the only other person supposed to come with me to an industry party says she might have to bail.

When the only other person supposed to come with me to an industry party says she might have to bail.